she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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