that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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