Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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