The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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