She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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