how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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