I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm sobbing to NWA
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
i out mim tonsoeep
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