I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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