no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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