yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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