do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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