I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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