Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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