She's JV to your varsity
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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