Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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