Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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