yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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