By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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