If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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