apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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