i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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