I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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