Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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