Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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