If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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