Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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