Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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