ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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