Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize