OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
birth control should be required to get into college
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize