I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm bleeding and have questions
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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