I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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