Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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