I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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