The maid of honor just puked.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My ass is underappreciated
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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