I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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