You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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