I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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