At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
