You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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