Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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