How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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