all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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