No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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