this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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