He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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