They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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