IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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