We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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