i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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