roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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