Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
two words: eviction party
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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