Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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