this just has baby written all over it
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Two words: nipple clamps
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