my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize