Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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