If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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