Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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